dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
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