if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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