I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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