ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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