That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
Randomize