My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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