Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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