I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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