oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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