It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
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