i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
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