I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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