Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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