Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
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