I'm going to jail i love you
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
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