Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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