we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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