I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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