He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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