brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I puked a lego.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
I see more hoeing in ur future
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