I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
just found out that she named her cat after me.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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