Midget sex pt 2 tonight
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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