a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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