If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
I think i got beer on your cat.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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