She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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