dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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