she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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