no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
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