i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Randomize
