it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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