is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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