Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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