Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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