3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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