no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
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