Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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