i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
i black out too much to be "responsible"
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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