apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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