I want to stick my p in your. b.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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