Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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