I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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