her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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