I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Randomize
