Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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