Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
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For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
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