Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Randomize
