I must be too annoying 4 u.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
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