So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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