do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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