Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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