You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
i now understand why vodka
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
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