so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
