oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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