grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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