I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Pooping to opera.
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