White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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