is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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