I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
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