I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
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